I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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