The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
