TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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