real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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