Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Randomize
