Buhtt sex?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
