i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Little spoons don't ask big questions
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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