Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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