stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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