Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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