So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
