Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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