you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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