On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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