i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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