What a fucking waste of an outfit
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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