He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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