Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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