Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You've changed since you got that strap on
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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