Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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