she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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