Quick, to the slutcave!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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