He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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