This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
