idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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