come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
