i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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