Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I will pee on everything he values.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
