can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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