i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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