we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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