hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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