there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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