Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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