Grow some girl-balls and come out already
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Someone came in the potted fern
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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