you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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