We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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