Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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