There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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