I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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