i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My cat gives me a boner
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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