youre lurking in front of me
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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