Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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