awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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