I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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