You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i think i have two assholes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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