I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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