Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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