I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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