We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm too high and old for this...
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