So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
