Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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