No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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